riddle-my-hiddles:

tin-pan-ali:

tin-pan-ali:

tin-pan-ali:

man there has to be a better word to use than dick/cock/penis/shaft when writing porn

maybe google can help

mmmm sounds a bit too romance novella for what i’m going for here

let’s not and say we did

you’re shitting me

now we’re talking

i lost it at who who dilly.

‘wow’ she breathes heavily, the room laces with the smell of their sex, ‘you have a magnificent who who dilly‘ 

connected-to-harley:

Can you imagine if Pepper and Tony were to ever have kids that in the delivery room the nurse would try to hand Tony the baby and he’d just look at it like

i don’t like to be handed things