May 2013
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vocodex:
my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing
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im-an-angel-you-asshat:
Agent Coulson has taught me that if you deny a character death completely, that character will come back.
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geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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smilingemoticon:
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
whats a librarians favorite color
read
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sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
shutupaubrey:
shutupaubrey:
have you ever been kissed so passionately that you felt like you were in a daze and you couldn’t even move and you got all woozy
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z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
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drarna:
RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER
WE LUV U STEPMOMMY
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inuysha-link-lover:
algrenion:
i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s
because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits
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Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
leecario:
gigermachine:
Oh my god!
Quit posting Sailor Moon and other magical girl stuff to promote your bigoted and sexist bullshit, you misandric bitches!
me: i haven't taken a photo of me in awhile
*takes photo*
me: oh thats why
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we-are-his-army:
foreverwholocked:
watchtheskytonight:
thefangirltwicedead:
Seriously, how is Tumblr going to survive this November? We’ve got Thor 2 AND Catching Fire AND the Doctor Who 50th Anniversary AND Sherlock Series 3.
….you forgot and the Hobbit
OH
GOD
DON’T FORGET SEASON 9 OF SUPERNATURAL WE’RE FUCKED
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Human Resources (Clint/Natasha, Explicit) - 1/7
sidhera:
The office job was supposed to be simple.
After much delay, here it is - the gift fic I wrote for chezamanda. It was supposed to be short and sweet, but the story kind of got away from me (which is to say, it grew a plot).
Many thanks to the Hive for reading through this, encouraging me, and listening to me gripe about this thing. Special thanks to Amanda herself for the title. This...
obliviousruska:
richarcl:
what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle
did you mean eurovision
caliponponweiweiwei:
if the hunger games and hetalia were to have a child it would be eurovision
dunwall:
connorkawaii:
“take a shot for every time the UK doesnt get points”
at least the alcohol is free
zombiecowboy:
winners of my heart kisses greece
...
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cmbrbatch:
my dash right now:
doctor who
eurovision
people who aren’t from europe confused
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